You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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