addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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