He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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