I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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