it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The adults are the big ones right?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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