why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
