White coat. Heels.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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