I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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