Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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