After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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