Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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