i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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