the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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