physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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