I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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