Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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