Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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