Non-Jews are for practice
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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