just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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