I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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