Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We need to get me chipped asap
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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