I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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