and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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