We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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