I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
this is an emotional support booty call
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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