Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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