Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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