Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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