i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
