I showed him my bush... on skype.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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