I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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