As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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