Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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