I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There r osticjed everywhere
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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