Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Buhtt sex?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
