Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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