Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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