Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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