I need help removing her.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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