What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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