I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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