you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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