I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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