I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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