We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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