Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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