how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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