How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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