Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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