I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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