No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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