i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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