Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
