i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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